Daddy issues taken too far, or not far enough? Because my only issue is that Bruce refuses to submit himself to a DNA test to prove once and for all that I am his daughter. When I was 6 years old I had a dream that Bruce Willis was my real dad, and like Bruce Willis in Death Becomes Her before me, I had to find out the truth. This is a journey through Bruce’s schedule around the time of my conception, his best and “worst” films, and the tasteful question of if Bruce and my mum ever “held hands” and “fornicated.”
Come for the action movie recreations, stay for the weird childhood tales that explain a lot. Sorry to the guy that raised me, but, unlike Bruce in Death Becomes Her, I will not stop on my quest for honesty.
DEFINITELY COME if you ARE Bruce Willis - WE NEED TO TALK.
“Hilarious and original” - Montreal Theatre Hub
“Kills it...big, bold performance” - Jim Burke