Ever questioned your life choices? Regretted a tattoo — or that “great value” hostel you definitely should’ve Googled (and actually read the reviews for)? Lost hours to TikTok, binged true crime, or taken a personality test hoping it would finally explain you?

Perfect. You’re in the right place.

Comedian Thao Cao dives headfirst into her most questionable decision yet: becoming a comedian. From unsolicited advice to furious messages from offended audience members, she turns life’s chaos into hilarious, razor-sharp comedy about bad choices, awkward moments, and the messy business of figuring yourself out.

Some jokes shouldn’t be restrained — and this boundary-pushing show proves that our most regretful decisions make the funniest stories.

Make one good decision now. Book your tickets — your future self will thank you.

“Constant Laugh-out-loud comedy” Sydney Arte Guide

“Sharp one-liners” Fringe Review

“The audience are enraptured” Chortle