Award-winning asexual comedian Eliott Simpson has spent the past decade telling jokes about not wanting sex, so what happens when they find themselves in love with someone who does? Cum see a surprisingly raunchy exploration of identity, doubts, fluids, flaps and happy endings (shush, not like that). Don’t miss out on the sexiest asexual show to ever grace the Fringe.

. Winner – UK Pun-Off Joke of the Fringe 2025

. “Gregarious and excitable” (The Wee Review) *****

. “Wonderfully intense, awkward and infinitely funny” (The Fringe Queer) ****

. “A fully-formed stand-up” (Neurodiverse Review) ****

. “Hilarious but conversely manic and a little bit terrifying” (Blizzard Comedy)

. “Weird as f**k” (Janey Godley)

. “Accessible and absurd” (Norwich Radical)

. “Informative and hilarious” (ArtsYork)

. “Infectiously funny” (The Indiependent)

. “More one-liners than we can count” (Gscene Magazine)

. “Simpson’s jokes are fantastic” (BroadwayWorld)

. Proud Scotland Award Nominee 2022/2023/2024/2025